Baron Montague
Baron Montague
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Baron Montague insists he’s descended from a long line of nobility, though no one’s ever seen the paperwork. He doesn’t walk - he glides. He doesn’t speak - he declares. Every day is an opportunity for a monologue, a dramatic pause, or a spontaneous standing ovation (even if it’s just from himself).
He’s known to dramatically sip tea from invisible cups, recite lines from forgotten plays, and correct strangers’ posture with a raised brow. His moustache is a performance in itself, styled with as much care as his sweeping declarations.
This handcrafted sculpture captures the Baron mid-moment - eyes full of expression, pose full of flair. A tribute to the theatrical souls among us, the ones who turn life into art and never settle for ordinary.
Size: 7 x 6 inches
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